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Here at Key West Jokes.com, we love jokes of all kinds, including Dogt Jokes! A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" - <-> - Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 04:47:39 (EST) From: Joe Primrose - Two men are sitting on a bench, one man saw a dog by the other man and asked if his dog bit. The man said no. So the other man reaches down to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The Man said I thought you said your dog don't bite. The other man said "thats not my dog" From: Peter D Graham - What do you call a dog which is brown? From: Daniel R. Schumaier - There was this guy and he was walking along the side walk dragging his left leg. Then he spotted another man dragging his left leg too. They aproached each other and one said, "Vietnam 1969." The other man said, "Dog doo, about a block ago" Nancy Carson posted this on the usenet Leana walked into her living room and saw her brother playing chess with their dog. "Amazing!" she sputtered. This must be the smartest dog in the history of the world!" He's not so smart," her brother mumbled. "I've beaten him three out of five games so far." "Why do you say Rex is a carpenter dog?" Last night, he made a bolt for the door" |
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? DOG RIDDLES Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? How do you bake a cake for Lassie? How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon? How is a dog like a penny? What bone will a dog never eat? What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? What do you call a dog that is left-handed? What do you call a dog with no legs? What do you call a great dog detective? What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones? What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough? What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school? What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"? Famous Dog Quotes and Funny Dog QuotesA dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself. We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal we have ever made. Do not accept your dog's admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. I wonder if other dogs think poodles belong to some weird religious cult. The reason a dog has lots of friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue. The average dog is a much nicer person than the average person. There is no psychiatrist to be found anywhere in the world like a puppy licking your face. Dogs love their friends but bite their enemies. That is quite unlike people. We are not capable of pure love and always mix love and hate. Cats and women will do as they please. Dogs and men need to relax and get used to the idea. If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise A child's dog teaches them fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down. Have you ever consider what your dog must think of you? I mean, you come home from the grocery with the most amazing stuff, pork, chicken, half a cow. They must think you're the greatest hunter on earth! Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. My dog worries about the economy because Alpo now costs $3.00 a can. That's $21.00 in dog money! If you think dogs don't know how to count, try this: Put three dog biscuits in your pocket and give him only two of them. If you pick up a dog that is starving and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Dogs may not be our whole life, but they make our lives whole. You can say any dumb thing to a dog and the dog will look at you as if to say, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. |
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